The following is completely true:
An excerpt from a conversation between two students were having in the Campus Center.
“My mom is always killing my buzz.”
Here’s some the Mass Media staff came up with:
– I wish my friends would stop inviting her to parties.
– She always takes out the white noise machine.
-And she won’t let me do coke off my Dad’s butt
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