Monday, March 262:52 PM: Accident between a water and sewer department truck and a motor vehicle on Bianculli Blvd. Predicted outcome, larger truck wins. Haven’t television shows and movies such as Back To The Future Parts One, Two and Three taught us that starting a fight with a truck full of waste is just not a good idea? Sadly, as predicted, the underdog did not win and the car was towed away with its tail pipe between its rear wheels.

Thursday, March 297:28 AM: Another accident reported on University drive North when a car collided with the railing. Someone needed their morning coffee before getting behind the wheel.

Friday, March 306:14 AM: Alarm Call went off in the Service Building. Campus police reported everything secure.

11:38 AM: Alarm reported in the Campus Center due to construction workers. Checked and secure.

3:32 PM: Medial Assistance was needed in the Campus Center when someone had an allergic reaction. Perhaps some Sodhexo food was not properly taken off the shelves after the pet food recall…or not.

Saturday, March 318:36 AM: Alarm call reported in the Service Building. Someone had apparently forgotten it was the weekend and that the alarms were active. Not really the alarm you want waking you early Saturday morning.

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