Dear Mass Media,
What’s the deal with the dim lighting in the Healey Library restrooms? One lone flickering fluorescent tube is not enough to illuminate my business. For chrissakes, it’s like pooping in a cave! I believe this is unacceptable-and I’m not even going begin complaining about the broken and rust-stained partitions. UMass Boston wonders why student use of the library appears to be down? Maybe it’s simply an issue of hygiene.
— Constipated Cave Newt ’08