Brit Still Doesn’t Get ItBritney Spears filed an emergency motion last Thursday in an attempt to gain expanded visitation rights with her two sons, particularly requesting overnight stays. Kevin Federline’s lawyer contested the proposal, telling E! News that it showed “a continued lack of respect and understanding for what an order of the court actually means.” A final ruling has not been made, but the court commissioner noted it was unlikely.

Law Escapes the LawJude Law was cleared of all charges a little over month after he was originally arrested on September 4th. He was taken into custody after he allegedly assaulted a paparazzo outside of his home in London. “The police have told me that they and the CPS have examined the photographer’s allegation extremely carefully and made the decision that there is no further action to be taken,” the popular actor told People last Thursday.

Legally OverLegally Blonde star Reese Witherspoon, and Ryan Philippe have survived through their divorce. Their marriage was officially over on October 5th, but the actress from the upcoming Rendition filed almost a year ago, in November of 2006. The two still need to make final decisions concerning finances and custody, though both are seeking shared custody of their two children, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 3.

Phoenix Gets HeatedJoaquin Phoenix has been noted as having somewhat of a temper on several different occasions. Robert Duval admitted to having a rather difficult time dealing with the Walk The Line actor. However, Phoenix managed to cough up some more interesting word vomit during a phone interview with Time Out New York. The reported inquired about Phoenix’s training with a fire academy for his part in Ladder 49. “I said that because I thought it would sound good to the press,” Phoenix responded. “I don’t know why it seems to be of note that the actors do any kind of preparation. It’s just what you’re supposed to do in your [bleep]ing job.”