Santa’s Pickup Lines

1. I can get you on my “nice” list, but if you like to be naughty, I can deal with that too. 2. Let me show you my own North Pole. 3. I really like your cookies. 4. I’d like to cum down your chimney. 5. I’d like you to meet a deer friend of mine. 6. How about a threesome with an elf? 7. Ho, ho, ho! Are you a ho? 8. You put the seX in X-mas. 9. I’d like to get into your stocking. 10. I’m into animals, whips, chains, dwarfs, red leather, and sleighing times tonight.