Monday, January 31

9:29 a.m. -Larceny reported in the Campus Center. robble robble.10:00 a.m. -Juvenile complaint in the Clark Center. Kids were found playing in the lobby and were then escorted to the bus station.

Tuesday, February 1

8:31 a.m. -Threats reported in the Campus Center. Employee threatened a supervisor.3:20 p.m. -Larceny reported in the McCormack building. Item was found and was never actually missing. What’s that? You think your watch was stolen? Have you checked your left wrist? Oh, there it is, your wrist stole it!9:59 p.m. -False fire alarm in the Science Center. Mechanical malfunction.

Wednesday, February 2

8:51 a.m. -Larceny reported in Wheatley Hall. Weelll…I don’t have your money. It’s at Bill’s house and Fred’s house.9:46 a.m. -Medical assistance needed in the administration building. Party required an ambulance.11:31 a.m. -False fire alarm in Healey Library. Teacher says, “Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.” Well that’s right, atta boy Clarence.1:11 p.m. -Alarm calls in the Science Center. Everything turned out to be OK.4:17 p.m. -Larceny reported in the Administration building. Item was found.11:46 p.m. -False fire alarm in the Campus Center. Mechanical malfunction.

Thursday, February 3

10:51 a.m. -False fire alarm in the Service building. Someone accidentally hit the alarm.

Friday, February 4

11:14 a.m. -Harassment reported in the Campus Center.2:28 p.m. -Accident outside of Wheatley Hall. Property damage, no injuries, car was towed.4:14 p.m. -Larceny reported in the Administration building. robble robble.10:46 p.m. -False fire alarm in the McCormack building. Mechanical malfunction.

Saturday, February 5

11:25 a.m. -Accident in the lower busway. Property damage. Driver was found to have warrants out for their arrest and was detained. Car was towed.