Monday, April 26
12:37am – Stolen car recovered in Science Center.
9:15am – Request for medical assistance in Healey Library: ambulance was called and person was rushed to hospital.
12:25pm – Item reported stolen from Clark Athletic Center locker room.
3:29pm – Person fell down in garage under Healey Library. Garage to fall down next.
3:41pm – Car was hit under McCormack Building.
5:04pm – Water got into the fire alarm system in the Clark Athletic Center, setting it off. Shouldn’t a fire alarm system be waterproof?
5:21pm – Theft reported in Healey Library.
Tuesday, April 27
1:04pm – Theft reported in Wheatley Hall.
2:59pm – Police responded to a call regarding an unruly student without an ID causing a disturbance in Healey Library’s Red Lab.
3:51pm – Person came back to Wheatley Hall garage to find car damaged.
4:52pm – Theft reported in Science Center.
Wednesday, April 28
11:48am – Person reported going into Clark Athletic Center bathroom while looking for someone, unaware that it was the women’s bathroom. Yeah, right.
1:01pm – Person claimed being harassed by mother’s ex-husband in Wheatley Hall. Ahh, gotta love UMass.
4:00pm – Person woke up in McCormack Hall to find items missing.
5:51pm – Reports of loud music behind Snowden Auditorium; person responsible had left by the time police arrived.
6:52pm – Theft reported in Wheatley Hall.
Thursday, April 29
11:26am – Report of a suspicious person going through Service Building’s office. They were checked out and sent on their way.
Friday, April 30
1:00pm – Report of annoying and threatening phone calls to the UMass Foundation at One Beacon Street.
Saturday, May 1
1:33pm – Hit and run under Wheatley Hall.
4:58pm – Person injured while playing basketball in Clark Athletic Center.
6:00pm – Theft in Quinn Building.
Sunday, May 2
1:08pm – Person was found smoking marijuana by the plaza and referred to the Dean’s Office.
6:11pm – Theft reported by University Drive East.
Monday, May 3
9:59am – Suspicious person spotted walking through Wheatley Hall offices.
11:14am – False fire alarm in Science Center.
4:19pm – Minor car accident under Quinn Building.
6:42pm – Report of a squirrel loose on the fourth floor of the Campus Center. Hopefully the little guy’s okay.
Tuesday, May 4
5:46pm – Suspicious person reportedly seen by Veteran’s Memorial.
Wednesday, May 5
8:00am – Alarm call in Campus Center, which police checked out to be all right.
8:07am – Disturbance reported in Healey Library, due to lack of ID in the lab again.
11:27am – Unconscious person, found in Quinn cafeteria, is taken to the hospital. It must have been something they ate.
2:48pm – Person reported falling and hurting their knee in the Campus Center.
3:10pm – Person reported item stolen in Healey Library, but later came back to say he found it in his car. It’s always the last place you look.
8:40pm – Verbally abusive undergraduate student reportedly working in Healey Library graduate lab.
Thursday, May 6
8:09am -Student belligerent and abusive when asked to show ID in Healey Library. Is the concept of showing an ID that confusing to people?
12:01pm – Person felt ill in Campus Center and was transported to hospital.
12:19pm – Fire in Clark Athletic Center locker room, which was quickly extinguished.
12:30pm – Theft in Clark Athletic Center.
2:43pm – Person reported being followed in Science Center.
8:33pm – Incident reported at intersection by Bianculli Boulevard.
Friday, May 7
10:32am – Theft reported in Quinn Building.
1:43pm – Dispute over toll fee at the Upper Busway.
2:02pm – Person came in to report an injury in McCormack Hall the day before.
Saturday, May 8
10:30am – Person was taken to hospital after an injury while playing basketball.