5/17/04
8:19 AM-False alarm in the McCormack Building.
12:50 PM- An ambulance was called for a cafeteria worker. Nothing funny about that, unless it was something she ate.
2:19 PM -Larceny in the administration building. Darn those end-of-semester looters!
3:28 PM -Campus PD assisted Boston PD with an ongoing investigation.
4:00 PM -Suspicious green substance found on doorknobs in the Science Center. Never forget to wash your hands after playing with copper sulfate.
5/18/04
12:40 PM -Minor accident on University Drive West. No injuries.
1:00 PM -Larceny reported on the Lower Busway. Property reported missing.
2:11 PM- Recovered property turned in to Public Safety.
2:59 PM – Larceny reported in McCormack Building
7:07 PM- Checked on reported trespasser on University Dr. West.
5/19/04
11:01 AM -Recovered missing property in the Healey Library.
7:47 PM- Some zipperhead pulled a fire box in the Clark Center.
5/20/04
4:20 AM -Alarms at the Clark Center.
10:20 AM- False alarm calls at the Campus Center.
8:03 PM-Campus PD called out to assist State Police at an accident scene at the lights. “Right turn on red” means stop first, look, then turn.
5/21/04
8:39 AM -Mechanical failure leads to false fire alarm in the Campus Center.
3:13 PM -Disturbance in a Wheatley classroom. A professor called in a disruptive student. He was allowed to leave the class. That’s marked as an absence due to criminal stupidity.
5:42 PM- Suspicious person investigated; found to be not suspicious anymore.
9:48 PM- 911 hang up at the Lower Busway payphones.
5/22/04
12:13 PM -Alarms from the Administration building. No doubt-who’s gonna be interim chancellor???
4:10 PM -911 hang up at the Clark Center.
5:26 PM- A suspicious vehicle was checked out by the waterfront.
5/23/04
7:43 AM- State vehicle reportedly had a window smashed out. What a pleasant way to the start the work day, huh?
12:09 PM- False fire alarm due to mechanical failure.
1:32 PM- Security alarm went off in Wheatley-everything seemed OK.
5/24/04
8:40 AM-Alarm calls in McCormack. Once again, everything seemed OK…
3:07 PM -False fire alarm in the Campus Center. Workers set it off this time.
5:35 PM -Some kid reported items missing from the computer labs in the Healey Library. Larceny.
5/25/04
1:59 PM -A faculty office was reportedly broken into. Newsflash: by May 25, sonny Jim, your work is graded. You ain’t getting it back to make changes.
3:33 PM -911 hang up at the JFK library. Some need to work through their hang-ups, methinks.
5:56 PM -Larceny reported on the third floor of the McCormack Building. Does anyone even go there anymore? I haven’t set foot in McCormack since the Campus Center opened.
5/26/04
2:58 PM -A party was asked to leave the Administration Building after causing a disturbance.
5:58 PM -Larceny reported in the Campus Center.
9:28 PM -Disturbance reported in the Lower Level garage. Two guys were getting ready to have a fight. How long does that take? Let’s see, makeup, party dress, dancing shoes…at least an hour.
9:41 PM -Threats issued against a Campus PD lieutenant. You need big ones to threaten a man with a service Glock and a can of OC spray.
5/27/04
11:00 AM -Harassment reported at One Beacon Street. No kidding. Have you ever tried to get anything out of the press office over there? Harassment is a bare beginning.
5/28/04
2:36 PM-One student threatened another over a computer? What? “I’m going to kick your RAM latency right in the labonza?” Sheesh
3:45 PM -Suspicious person was reported on the lower Busway-he was gone. Very suspicious…
8:03 PM -Mechanical failure led to a false fire alarm in the McCormack Building.
8:20 PM- Suspicious vehicle seen on university Drive West, but the party seemed to be in order. That’s not much of party, if you ask me.
10:26 PM- 911 hang up.
5/29/04
4:22 PM -Campus PD ejected somebody from the Clark Center gym at the request of a coach.
6/02/04
1:03 PM -A party tripped in the service building and was medically assisted.
5:17 PM -Someone reported an irritating substance in the air in the McCormack building. I got nothing. Make up your own punch line, folks.
7:05 PM -Larceny at the Clark Center. Who said jocks were dumb? Well, they call them “LOCKers” for a reason
7:34 PM -Campus PD was called upon to assist another agency.
10:16 PM -Suspicious person reported in the Science Center. Beware the scientists, for they are crafty.
10:55 PM -Campus PD followed a drunk driver down Morrisey Blvd. and pulled him over until the state troopers could get there. You’re supposed to wait until after graduation.
6/04/04
5:58 PM -False fire alarm in the McCormack Building due to mechanical failure. No, really?