There’s a new bus on campus that no one can stop talking about. If you’ve been on it, you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t been on it, I bet you still know what I’m talking about because friends have told you about it or you’ve overheard a table discussing this bus.
Maybe you’ve seen it in the distance and thought your eyes were deceiving you. Let me assure you, they were not. Yes, that was a coach bus shuttling students from JFK to the Campus Center. Word on the street is that it’s fabulous!
These luxury forward-facing seats can recline, or you can just sit sideways — doubles up for unbelievable comfortability. Be careful though, there’s a good chance you’ll fall asleep and miss class. Trust me, this has already happened to the best of us and you know what? We were too rested and relaxed to care! Such coziness that one could drink a mug of black coffee, and they’ll still find themselves dazing off in a seat.
The couch bus will make you feel like you’re in high school again, going on a ski trip. So go make out in the back, back seat. You know the ones I’m talking about.
Don’t just think of the coach bus as a great place to sleep and get handsy with your mate. No, this bus can accommodate all your student needs!
Forget the point lounge, the library, or any other place for that matter as a place to study and instead make the coach bus as your place of learning. When it gets nice out, encourage your professors to have a class on the bus. Prank your nana by taking her on the bus and telling her you’re going to Foxwoods. The possibilities of the coach buses are unlimited.
It was scary to think that the Crystal bus drivers may have been driving under certain influences, but we don’t care how drunk the coach bus drivers get, we won’t tell.