Heidi Montag tells Spencer Pratt to move out. In irrelevant reality “star” news, Hills couple Heidi and Spencer are on the rocks again. In the latest episode, Heidi tells Spencer he has to move out, and he’s apparently shocked. Who wouldn’t wanna evict their manipulating, controlling, jealous and plastic beau? Hey Spencer, I hear Britney’s looking for a new puppetmaster roomie.

From Playboy Bunny to Easter Bunny. Pam Anderson finally finalized her annulment from celeb-leach and wannabe porn star Rick Solomon. She was then spotted a few days later with her ex, Tommy Lee, to celebrate Easter with their children, looking like a “happy family.” Pam cited “fraud” as her reason for annulment; Solomon did the same, claiming he thought her goods were real.

It must run in the family. Apparently taking driving lessons from her granddaughter, Nana Lohan (aka: Marilyn) drove into a tree on Easter and was airlifted to the hospital. As we recall, Lindsay has been involved in many fender benders in the past year or so-thus, the apple doesn’t fall far from the screwed-up, substance-abusing, alcoholic, broken-family tree.

Paris Hilton visits South Africa. In an attempt at a “goodwill mission,” Paris Hilton visited South Africa to see the kids, sign autographs and take their gifts. Because going to a poor village in South Africa wearing your hippest Dolce and Gabanna sling backs and Hermes clutch, while taking gifts from kids, is the perfect way to “give back” to the world, eh? At least she didn’t bring home a kid ala Brangelina. That’s her biggest goodwill act of all.

Don’t make Mr. Belvedere choke a bitchAfter his dismissal by the Owens family, Mr. Belvedere headed back to his old profession, straight pimpin’.