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Police Log

Police Log
Police Log

Tuesday, April 108:28 AM: Vandalism in Lot D. A tollbooth window was broken after someone was apparently outraged at the daily parking prices. And who could blame them?11:15 AM: Petty larceny reported in the Administration Building. First day back after the weekend, didn’t take long for our thief to get into his rhythm.2:11 PM: Suspicious person reported hanging around in the Healey Library. No one was present when police went to check.

Wednesday, April 118:57 AM: Annoying phone calls continue in the Administration Building.1:16 PM: Thief strikes again in the McCormack Building.3:45 PM: Surprise, more annoying phone calls in the Administration Building. Couldn’t campus hoodlums come up with a more interesting gag?6:19 PM: Medical assistance was needed in the Campus Center. The party tripped and was provided with ice packs, but refused actual medical assistance.7:18 PM: Medical assistance needed in Wheatley Hall. Someone had twisted their ankle, yet refused ambulance transportation, claiming a friend would drive them to the hospital.

Thursday, April 1211:12 AM: Another medical assist was needed in the Science Center. Party fainted, but agreed to ambulance transportation to hospital.4:16 PM: Disturbance reported in the McCormack Building. Kids were described as yelling and swearing, but were smart enough to leave the scene prior to police arrival.4:21 PM: Two-car accident reported on University Drive East. Property damage was recorded in the report, but there were no injuries.4:39 PM: Medical assistance needed in the Healey Library. Party transferred to hospital via ambulance.4:46 PM: Disturbance reported in the Campus Center. Said hooligans reported in McCormack only half an hour earlier had most likely moved to the University’s main building in order to annoy the greatest amount of people. Once again, they were gone upon police arrival.

Friday, April 137:56 AM: A good way to start off the morning of Friday the thirteenth, threats were reported in the Healey Library. Apparently one employee became far too fed up with a fellow staff member, and preceded to threaten said colleague. A report was taken.6:37 PM: Disturbance was reported in the Healey Library. Several underage kids refused to leave and were escorted out and transported to a nearby police station. Perhaps the delinquents from the previous day were finally apprehended?

Sunday, April 155:39 PM: Disturbance reported in the Healey Building, with complaints of yelling and screaming in the computer lab. The tormenters had returned! They were, this time, still present when police arrived and were sent on their way.