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A Shot of Arts

Dancing Through The PainEx-Mrs. Beatle, Heather Mills starred on “Dancing With The Stars” earlier in the year with a broken pelvis. She told “Extra” that she will ultimately have to take several months off for surgery, but she just hasn’t been able to find the time. Mills was recently limited to a wheelchair for several days, due to the severity of the pain, but she was back on her feet (sorry, but the pun does apply) after a quick trip to her chiropractor, and now has the freedom to hobble around on a crutch.

Cures for Post-Suicidal DepressionAre you depressed after having just failed an attempt at suicide? Well, take after your favorite funny man Owen Wilson, and hop on a lawn mower. That’s right, I said lawn mower. Better yet, join an odd assembly of entertainers, including both Luke and Andrew Wilson, Jessica Simpson, Woody Harrelson and Dan Rather, and star in Willie Nelson’s new music video for his song, “You Don’t Think I’m Funny Anymore.” Hey, if it works, it works.

Dynamic Duo ReturnsMartin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio worked so well together on “The Departed” that they decided to team up once again. DiCaprio will be staring as Teddy Daniels in an adaptation of the 2003 novel by Dennis Lehane, “Shutter Island.” Daniels is a U.S. Marshal looking into a woman’s disappearance from an Insane Asylum in Boston.

A Country’s Mourning Trumps BeyonceA scheduled performance from the oh-so-wonderful Beyonce was cancelled for Wednesday October 24th in Istanbul. A soccer club sponsoring the concert said that the lively show would be too much while the country was suffering the losses of the 12 Turkish soldiers killed in an ambush by separatist Kurdish rebels.