Penny Mause

Aries

            You’re a natural activist…activate! Whether it’s new friendships, business ventures, or that epic poem you’ve been working on, activate it, you will see positive results.

Taurus

            You strive for security and comfort in your everyday life, sometimes blinding making you unable to see all of the new and exciting possibilities that are awaiting you…take a chance!

Gemini

            Constantly up on the latest gossip, be kind to your broad group of friends and grace them with all the daily sayings of Charlie Sheen…after all, you’ve got tiger blood.

Cancer

            Stop sulking about that less-than-perfect grade you got and rise up to overwhelm the professor with your extensive knowledge of the mating habits of damselfish for that next research paper.

Leo

            A natural performer, you strive to provide entertainment to an audience. Get together with your closest Gemini friend and put on a short skit in the cafeteria during the lunch rush about the perils of drug use, citing Charlie Sheen as the prime example. 

Virgo

            You are impressed easily by intellectual prowess in others, however consider other avenues of knowledge, such as debating over the meaning of an abstract painting at the SoWa artists guild in South Boston.

Libra

            You understand people better than you think you do, and this is a skill not easily attained, but comes naturally for you.

Scorpio

            You have tremendous power in both your ability to achieve personal goals as well as professional ones. Don’t overlook the symbolism of the scorpion as your sign…you possess a strong sting, however it is rarely deadly.

Sagittarius

            It is fairly easy for you to become bored, and therefore you must constantly be on the lookout for new and exciting challenges. Consider taking up archery as a weekend hobby.

Capricorn

            In relationships, you love to pose a challenge for your potential suitor…just don’t make it too difficult of a game to master or they’ll get tired.

Aquarius

            Sometimes you may unintentionally insult someone because their views do not match yours. Double-check what you’re about to say in your mind before you speak.

Pisces

            You can switch emotions from ecstasy to depression fairly easily, so be wary of this when going to that new chick flick on your first date with the cutie from Chemistry…