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He Said: You got mad at me for not watching you sleep. Why would I watch you sleep? 

She Said: I asked if you liked to read. You replied, “What? Like books? No.”

She Said: When I talk about simple movie quotes you looked at me with a blank face. HOW THE F**K HAVEN’T YOU SEEN ‘STAR WARS’?

He Said: The earrings you found next to my bed that caused you to flip out and hysterically accuse me of cheating on you in front of a house full of my friends…were yours.

He Said: I accidentally fed you after midnight.