Ali G once asked “techmology, what is THAT all about? Is it good or is it whack?” and I’ll ask what is Socialism? What does it mean? Is it all just commie talk? In this article I’d like to discuss the different ways you can arm yourself against these anarchists who are seeking every day to make the lives of all Americans better. According to About.com, “Socialism is a political term applied to an economic system in which property is held in common and not individually.” Are you scared yet? Does this sound like another political philosophy you may have heard of? A political system which we as Americans have been taught to fear since we were born. These socialists would have you believe that EVERYONE gets to make the decisions-the decisions that benefit the collective, the people if you will. I on the other hand would have you believe the TRUTH. Socialism at its heart is no different than the system we have in place now. A select group of individuals makes the decisions for everybody. We already have something like that and it’s called the Electoral College and it sucks. On the other hand, maybe this article won’t discuss anything and I’ll just rant about why I’m not convinced about these “do-gooders”. Make no mistake about it Socialists want to bring the world to a state of equilibrium and blandness similar to the awful world of George Orwell’s imagination so famously described in his greatest work Nineteen Eighty-Four.
I, for one, have not and never will trust any person and/or group whose aim is promoting some form of social equality because, quite frankly, we are NOT all equal. Have you ever read The Giver? Do I need to remind you what happens when everybody is given the same things-when no one person has more or less than the other?
These socialists actually want you to believe that that jerk who used to beat the crap out of you in the sixth grade and who is STILL a jerk deserves the same benefits as you. Socialism is a sick, sick joke. Quite frankly, if you aren’t terrified something is very wrong with you and I don’t know if anything I say after this is going to induce the state of panic and fear that I am trying to. How can they justify sharing MY assets with someone who hasn’t done anything to deserve it? Is it at all relevant that I don’t actually HAVE any assets? I’m burnt up inside just thinking about all the assets that these Bolsheviks want to steal from me! People, a few weeks ago I exposed you to the Illuminati conspiracy that is Justin Bieber and this week I need to expose you to the evil that is Bolshevism, or as THEY like to call it Socialism. This is the worst kind of evil. The evil that pretends to be good is the most sinister kind-you don’t know about it until it is too damn late.
Why exactly do socialists exist? They get mad at you if you call them commies but I ask why? YAHEARME?! If you’re a communist don’t pretend to be something else. It is dishonest and unnecessary. Of course, I still won’t support them because Communism is the devil and as I’ve said before I abhor social groups whose aim is to improve my life. The horror of such a world chills me to the core of my soul. They claim that Socialism can exist within a Capitalist society yet at every turn they try to destroy it! Look no farther than our very own president. Government Bailout!? That’s a laugh riot if I’ve ever heard of one. Stay on your guard in these coming months. In a little less than a week’s time we will all be dead (because of the NEW Apocalypse that’s supposed to happen) and sometime within fifty years of this occurrence the Singularity will happen. You need to be prepared for everything. Do you really want to add Socialism to your list of things to worry about? Socialists are out to improve your quality of life-RUN LIKE HELL!
