Madam Editor,

I was appalled by your lack of leadership to foster and put forth the distasteful publishing evident in the recent April Fool’s edition. I would hope that you have already apologized to all individuals and communities you have egregiously disrespected. As the Editor-in-Chief, you failed in your professional duties. You failed the student body who entrusted in you their financial contribution for first and foremost, independent news — news that were far from delivered even if they were delivered in a satirical context in your previous issue. It is for that reason and many more that need not be explained or outlined that I am calling for your immediate resignation, and a complete review of your publication along with a complete overhaul if necessary.