October 169:49 a.m.: There was a larceny reported in the Service Building. Oh, come on, guys. Is the quality of the iPod so horrible that now you’re stealing from a building far away from the center of campus? Niiiiice.

1:52 p.m.: There was a report of damage on the Science Center roof. Vandalism perhaps? Of all the science centers in the world…

October 17/>3:29 p.m.: A suspicious person was reported in the Healey building. There are suspicious people everywhere. In fact, one was riding next to me on the bus home from Ashmont last night.

10:09 p.m.: A call for a motor assist was made from the Healey parking lot. Campus police couldn’t fix whatever was wrong with the car. Well, they are police, not mechanics.

October 1811:21 a.m.: A larceny was reported on one of the Crystal Transport buses; someone left something on the bus, and later it was gone. Well, maybe next time you should double-check before you leave a moving object.

12:22 p.m.: A medical assist was made at 2 Harbor Point. No word on what happened, but it appears that it was not dangerous.

October 201:14 p.m.: A larceny was reported in the Service Lot. That makes three larcenies this week. Apparently, our parents never taught us how to not touch other peoples’ belongings, huh?

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