Dakota (they/them) mostly just cares about The Muppets and Garfield, but has yet to find an excuse to cover either. Keep dreaming, Dakota.

Elijah (he/him) is a double major in biochemistry and classical languages graduating in 2027. When he became managing editor in 2024, he took a step back from writing opinions, but as editor in chief, he still focuses on civil rights and restorative justice on campus.