Written by Joe DiPersio (He/Him) and illustrated by Bianca Oppedisano (She/Her) / Mass Media Staff

Q: What did you do with those bodies? You know what I’m talking about.

A: I know this looks pretty bad, and you’re probably thinking, “Geez Bobby, you’re a murderer?” Believe me, I wish it was as simple as murder! The truth is a lot more…embarrassing. Let’s just say I got caught doing some unspeakable things to some mannequins in an Old Navy.