Written by Joe DiPersio (He/Him) and illustrated by Bianca Oppedisano (She/Her) / Mass Media Staff

Q: Is sleeping with your professor an acceptable strategy to bring my D up to an A? I’ve never been with another man before, and I’m kind of nervous.

A: As we saw with Persephone and her now ex-husband, student-teacher relationships are never a good idea. Honestly, if you already have a D this early in the semester, you might as well just give up.