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Ask Bobby #12: Getting grades up


Written by Joe DiPersio (He/Him) and illustrated by Bianca Oppedisano (She/Her) / Mass Media Staff

Q: Is sleeping with your professor an acceptable strategy to bring my D up to an A? I’ve never been with another man before, and I’m kind of nervous.

A: As we saw with Persephone and her now ex-husband, student-teacher relationships are never a good idea. Honestly, if you already have a D this early in the semester, you might as well just give up.

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Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor