Written by Joe DiPersio (He/Him) and illustrated by Bianca Oppedisano (She/Her) / Mass Media Staff

Q: What size shoe are you?

A: Honestly, I have no idea. I was born in these shoes and I’ve never tried to remove them. As far as I know, they don’t come off. They itch pretty bad sometimes, though. I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve got an entire foot-fungus jungle in there. But yeah, if I ever try to take these bad boys off, I’d probably end up releasing some kind of plague.