Written by Joe DiPersio (He/Him) and illustrated by Bianca Oppedisano (She/Her) / Mass Media Staff

Q: How do you eat?
A: I walk around on the harbor floor with my mouth open. Whatever floats in is what I’m eating that day. Sometimes it’s a fish, other times it’s … something else. I guess there’s a reason I’ve been called a bottom feeder my whole life.