“In Case You Missed It” Edition

While you were out on the beach or working doubles, here’s a quick rundown of some of the highlights of the summer, in case you missed it:

Lindsay Lohan kissed a girl…at least I THINK it’s a girl.

Spencer Pratt found Jesus. He was later spotted selling him posed pics of himself and gal-pal Heidi Montag.

Brangelina had the twins! Now Shiloh finally has a biological brother and sister to keep her company when her mom and dad are ignoring her!

Britney and K.Fed finally settle the custody battle. Trials are still pending on who gets to keep the hot pink wig and shares of Red Bull stock.

Khloe (the ugly one) Kardashian spends 173 minutes in prison for DUI. Some say she got off easy because she’s famous, but I counter with: she’s famous?

Madonna and A. Rod allegedly hooked up. Which is funny, because you’d think one of baseball’s top hitters would want to stay away from balls.

Matthew McConaughey is a daddy! His son looked just like his dad, as he came out of the womb shirtless and with a full 5 O’clock shadow

Katie Holmes pushes Suri Cruise on a swing. Yes, because it’s THAT important.