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Horoscope

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Horoscope

Aries: If you struggle with an addiction, especially to candy and/or videogames, this week would be ideal for the first step towards recovery. Wear orange on Tuesday.Taurus: The loneliness, misery and desolation you’ve been feeling lately will give way to detachment, reticence and disinterest this week.Gemini: Try to be more tender on Friday. An encounter on Wednesday will leave you trembling with joy.Cancer: Something you do is getting on everybody’s nerves. It’s not just the things you say; it’s the way you talk and how you eat your food.Leo: Men: pay close attention to your grooming this week, as someone has been complaining behind your back. Women: be prepared for your menstrual cycle.Virgo: Drink plenty of water on Tuesday and Wednesday, as dehydration poses a real threat. Keep your eyes sharp on Saturday because you might find a quarter.Libra: You will feel like you are at the end of your rope Thursday, especially when it comes to cockroaches. Avoid sugars at all cost.Scorpio: A mysterious person will try to exert his influence on you this week. Pretending to make sexual advances towards him would be a good way to ward him off.Sagittarius: You may be feeling down after an unfortunate incident involving your hair and a dog on Friday. The position of Pluto in the sky is making everything seem much worse than it actually is, though, and besides, it will most likely grow back.Capricorn: If you’ve never tried any recreational drugs, Saturday night will be a good time to dabble.Aquarius: A horrible misunderstanding will set in motion a chain of events with far reaching consequences. Friday afternoon is ideal for washing dishes.Pisces: You will receive good news on Thursday concerning a shirt you thought you lost. Be especially considerate of bats’ feelings on your way home Tuesday.