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An inside look at Bobby B. Beacon’s insides. Illustrated by Bianca Oppedisano/ Mass Media Staff.
Bobby's Inside Story
February 26, 2024

Thats Why I dumped You.

Are you a Valentines Day hater? Are you dismally aware that romance is dead and love is a lie? Then Do we have a blog for you check out thatswhyidumpedyou.com to read more funny, sad and, disturbing reasons for rejection, and post your own! Add a umb tag line and your post may end up in print! 

He Said: You got mad at me for not watching you sleep. Why would I watch you sleep? 

She Said: I asked if you liked to read. You replied, “What? Like books? No.”

She Said: When I talk about simple movie quotes you looked at me with a blank face. HOW THE F**K HAVEN’T YOU SEEN ‘STAR WARS’?

He Said: The earrings you found next to my bed that caused you to flip out and hysterically accuse me of cheating on you in front of a house full of my friends…were yours.

He Said: I accidentally fed you after midnight.