Wednesday, March 238:26 a.m. – Larceny on the plaza.10:47 a.m. – Larceny in the McCormack Building.9:28 p.m. – Larceny in Wheatley Hall. Robble robble.

Thursday, March 2411:15 a.m. – Vandalism in the Campus Center game room. Somebody vandalized a video game.

Friday, March 255:24 p.m. – Assistance needed speaking to a female in a domestic violence situation at Harbor Point.

Saturday, March 2610:05 a.m. – Disturbance in Healey Library between two people using computers. “The web ain’t big enough for the two of us, haus.”

Sunday, March 276:18 p.m. – Party stopped for motor vehicle violation on University Drive South. Party ended up being arrested for the violation and a default warrant.

Monday, March 284:04 p.m. – Medical assistance needed in Wheatley Hall. Party fell ill during class and had to be taken to health services. Yeah, Shakespeare has that affect on me too.

Tuesday, March 299:44 a.m. – False alarm in Campus Center caused by fire alarm company working on alarm. Oh, the irony!12:55 p.m. – Injury on UL of Campus Center. Party twisted ankle day before and needed assistance.