Hi there, I’m a former UMB student with a blinking big gripe about this blinking website: the blinking blinking ads on every blinking page are a blinking nightmare. I wonder if there isn’t an equally lucrative (because I realize what blinking advertisers pay is in direct proportion to how little blinking aesthetic sensitivity they have) method for you to keep the blinking ship afloat and not give me a blinking headache while I try to read. Stop the blinking! It’s bugging me as I write.

Thank you for your blinking consideration. Paula Carleton Evans