Tuesday, March 23

8:33am – Party fell down the stairs in Wheatley. She was taken to the hospital.

11:27am – Fraudulent use of a social security number reported. The fraud was unfounded.

1:15pm – Call made about people arguing under the Science Center about an accident between motor vehicles.

4:07pm – Some kids were lighting little fires in the Lower Level Busway.

4:11pm – Woman walked into a wooden door in the Healey Library. She refused medical assistance.

Wednesday, March 24

11:35am – Larceny reported in Wheatley. Items taken off of her car.

3:04pm – Disturbance reported by Clark Center employees. A bunch of kids wouldn’t leave. They decided to leave when the cops showed up.

Thursday, March 25

5:19am – False alarm in the Campus Center.

7:56am – False alarm in the Campus Center.

12:36pm – Larceny reported in the Healey Library. A cell phone went missing

12:50pm – Larceny in the garage under Quinn. Items went missing out of a car.

5:26pm – Report of an accident at the T road on University Drive North

6:06pm – False alarm at the Campus Center.

Friday, March 26

7:45am – False alarm at the Campus Center

10:24am -False fire alarm in the Campus Center. A sprinkler head in the new bookstore malfunctioned.

11:25am – Personal injury reported in an accident between a motor vehicle and a police car.

1:19pm – False alarm at the Campus Center.

5:34pm – False alarm at the Campus Center.

10:07pm – False fire alarm at the Campus Center. Electrical malfunction.

Saturday, March 27

2:57am – False fire alarm in the Clark Center due to a power outage. It was a tad early for the building to eat its Wheaties.

12:32pm – 911 hang-up at a payphone in Wheatley

12:56pm – False fire alarm in the Clark Center. Somebody pulled the box. That’s a criminal offense.

7:00pm – False alarm in the Campus Center.

Sunday, March 28

12:51pm – False alarm in the Campus Center. Monotonous, isn’t it?

Monday, March 29

11:31am – Somebody pulled a fire box in the Science Center. Darn scientists…

11:40am – An ambulance was called for a patron of Health Services.

2:51pm – Two men in a Science Center bathroom engaged in sexual conduct. Reported as a “suspicious persons” call.

7:18pm – Peeping tom arrested in Wheatley Hall women’s bathroom. Ah, spring is in the air.

Tuesday, March 30

12:00 am – False alarm in the Campus Center.

10:18am – False alarm in the UL garage.

6:32pm – False alarm in Quinn.

8:32pm – False alarm in Quinn.

Wednesday, March 31

4:03am – False fire alarm in McCormack. Bad smoke detector.

11:44am – Report of threatening graffiti in Healey Library men’s room.

Thursday, April 1

11:47pm – False alarm in the Campus Center

Friday, April 2

11:32am – Shoplifting reported in the Campus Center. A kid took food from the cafeteria without paying. They couldn’t find him.

5:31pm- A girl cut her hand on one of the new trash containers in the Campus Center. Try recycling next time.

Saturday, April 3

8:53am – Party had an accident off campus and became ill after coming to campus. This place makes me sick, too.

11:46am – False fire alarm in the Campus Center. This one’s pretty funny- read all about it in The Mass Media

10:08pm -A party was arrested on multiple warrants on University Drive East.

Monday, April 5

3:57pm – Larceny reported in Quinn, but then she found the items in her car.

7:29pm – “Kill Whites” graffiti in Healey Library. It’s so nice to see diversity among our bigots.

9:46pm – False alarm in the Campus Center.