Monday, November 812:53 p.m. – Disturbance call. Misunderstanding between a cafeteria employee and a Campus Center employee. PPV steel-cage match to be announced.4:10 p.m. – Disturbance call from the Department of Parking & Transportation.

Tuesday, November 911:05 a.m. – Malfunctioning alarm in McCormack. That’s what she said.3:54 p.m. – Suspicious person reported in the Campus Center.

Wednesday, November 107:59 a.m. – Alarm in the McCormack building.8:54 a.m. – Trash barrel fire reported outside of the Campus Center. The fire was extinguished before police arrived. The trash, the trash, the trash is on FIRE!

Thursday, November 119:36 a.m. – Alarm set off in Wheatley Hall was triggered as a result of a power test.3:32 p.m. – Kids begging for money at the Administration Building. Get a job.

Friday, November 128:28 a.m. – Alarm in the Service Building.2:05 p.m. – Alarm in Quinn.