Ask Bobby #37: What’s your favorite member of the deer family? By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor May 14, 2024
The People vs. Bobby Beacon: A historic trial comes to an end By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor April 29, 2024
The People vs. Bobby Beacon: Lighthouse accused of foul play By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor April 22, 2024
UMass Boston alum finds success with controversial children’s book series By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor April 22, 2024
Secrets behind University’s philanthropy dinner revealed By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor April 18, 2024
Spaghetti coming out of your ass? Pastamonium serves up terror to both students and faculty By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor April 1, 2024
Seeing through blue-tinted glasses: Alumnus suffers from ‘Beacon Blues’ By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor March 18, 2024
Pizza party politician assassinated by coconut on campaign trail By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor February 26, 2024
Anthropomorphic whale hired to teach university’s daycare By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor February 21, 2024
‘Frindle’ has been banned in 35 states. Is Massachusetts next? By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor February 21, 2024
Whoopsie daisy! Student has blood replaced with hot sauce By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor February 5, 2024
Paternity test bombshell: Bobby Beacon’s not the father! By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor December 12, 2023
Festive father of Christmas, Santa Claus, dies aged 1,242 By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor December 4, 2023
Bummer, dude! ‘Teenage Mutant Brother Friends’ charged with assault By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor December 4, 2023
Chancellor canceled: ‘Heck! I don’t believe in Santa!’ By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor November 27, 2023
‘Rat-Hat Roonie: The Movie’ puts the rat back in the hat of Boston’s film scene By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor November 27, 2023
Step aside Hollywood 2: The unnecessary, mandatory, under-performing sequel By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor November 13, 2023
Go bump in the night with the UMass Boston Bumpers Club By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor October 16, 2023
Students convert dormitory bathroom into communal hotdog kitchen By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor September 25, 2023
John F. Kennedy Library to be replaced by The Boston Bean Museum By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor September 18, 2023
UMass Boston professor proposes to student mid-lecture By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor September 18, 2023
Are the University’s proposed ‘sleeper pods’ a good idea? By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor September 11, 2023
The origin behind Boston’s legume-inspired nickname: The Beanosaur By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor September 11, 2023
So you want to be a billionaire? Hint: Drop out of college By Joe DiPersio, Humor Editor September 5, 2023
